|MRI Nurse “This will be a piece of cake.”|
Me “Oh, it is my third. I am good.” Why did I just brag about that, am I 75 years old? When is getting an MRI cool?
Do not open your eyes.
Darth Vadar has a mask.
I can’t reach it. Can you push the panic button for that?
Oh, now I am actually at a Nascar race.
|No, in the engine of the car. |
These headphones really should have music in them.
Has a machine ever crushed someone?
You moved your foot.
Was I allowed to have it crossed on my chest?