Trampoline Assembly for Dummies

Kids: "How long will it take?"

Husband: "It says it takes three really fit people to put it together."

Kids: "I'm hot" 

Me: "Let me know when you need some help." 

Kids: "Can I have a popsicle?"

Husband: "You just supervise, honey."

Me: "I'm only siting down so I could be out of your way"

Kids: "Can I have another Popsicle?" 

Me: "I gotta write this down, it would be a funny blog post."

Husband: "I could use your help."

Kids: "Are you actually writing this down for the blog?"

Husband: "That's all she does now is blog."

Me: "Did you read the instructions?" 

Kids: "Did you read the instructions?"

Husband: "I should have written the instructions."

The supplied tool on the left broke trying to pull  springs
Our tool on right, worked much better

• Kids: "I think Daddy cussed." 
• Me: "Maybe you need a break honey."
• Husband: "Hey, I'm in charge of this!" 
• Kids: "Are you taking a break Daddy?"
• Husband: "Just get working."



720 Minutes Later

Kids"Mommy's getting mad now. Mommy, maybe you need a popsicle?" 

Husband: "This...is the final frontier." 

Kids "That wasn't too hard."